So, were married.

And i demand a sandwich with a wiskey on the rocks and your already LATE!

How do you respond?

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WormMan · 56-60, M

See Ya!

EldritchFox · 41-45, F

I am checking myself into a behavioral center because I've obviously lost my mind if I'm married

lissah · 36-40, F

Make your own fucking sandwich

GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M

@lissah you say, with a half empty bottle of wiskey in your hand.

ShenaniganFoodie · 41-45, M

lissah · 36-40, F

@ShenaniganFoodie but at least i was nice

KeyserSoze · 36-40, M

SOMETIMES ITS GOOD COMING LATE, GARRY!! OR SHOULD I SAY MR. “EARLY”!

calicuz · 56-60, M

Do it yourself.

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

You spelled whiskey wrong

GoFish ·

what's a few more minutes when one is already late?

MellyMel22 · F

..gives it to you with extra laxatives and packs up when they hit ya.

Gibbon · 70-79, M

If I were a she and she were thee there would be some not so polite a$$ kicking going on. 😜

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