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BREAKING NEWS!

a chemical known as dihydrogen monoxide has been found in large amounts in regions around the world including many states in the USA.

This chemical can be found in many substances such as acid rain and gasoline

Its has been known to harbor various diseases, bacteria can cause bipedal syndrome when below 0°C

Small amounts may pool in your area creating pockets that can reduce the viscosity of both citizens and vehicles.

Report any sightings to your government immediately!
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unregisteredhypercam4 · 22-25, M
The good news is that it's slowly disappearing from most of the country!
What do I need to do now??? It's invaded my glass... 😱😱😱
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
@HootyTheNightOwl dont let it get into your skin! If it i
Hits the floor it could reduce the viscosity of everything it comes into contact!
@GuyWithOpinions Surely, it's not that cold, though???
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
@HootyTheNightOwl it could be! It causes bipedal syndrome in mammals when below 0°c
I’m so scared 😱

lol
HoeBag · 51-55, F
I am sure the hypochondriacs are qu33fing their britches in fear.

The good news is that chemical can enhance tee shirt contests.
CrazyMusicLover · 31-35
Bipedal syndrome when below 0°C 😂
GoFish ·
hmm but what does it look like?
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
@GoFish its a colorless odorless substance that absorbs into your skin and clothes 😨
GoFish ·
@GuyWithOpinions oh i see
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
I cant believe this is being posted again.
CreyvinMoorhead · 41-45, M
Very old H2o WATER joke

Try

Oxidane
Diprotium monoxide
Hydric hydroxy
Hydric alcohol
Hydrous oxide

 
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