If ostfuidctyvm is wiping someone else's butt, and someone else is wiping another person's butt,

Not enough information. The another person could be doing it if I'm a triangle formation. Or there could be an unknown amount of unidentified people involved in this.

Tell me you copy pasted his username , because typing that would give me headaches

I imagine he probably just doesn’t clean it much.

It's quite a complicated shituation 🤔