I've started yelling "NOT FRIENDLY" to people when someone tries to approach me. I learned it from the dog people

Whenever my homeless friend is drunk, I yell "No, not now, keep walking!" through the window, and he yells back, "yup, I'm definitely drinking again!" And keeps going. Yesterday I yelled out to someone - turned out not to be him, but it works! They go away. It's going to be my new mantra.

Does it work? Asking for a friend.

I have a tee shirt for that. "You read the shirt. Thats enough social interaction for one day"😷

Cool moves

Got tired of the gnomes huh?