When you arrive at the "gender reveal" party but realize you're the only one not wearing pants.

@AlienTheExtraterrestrial

@GnomeyGee I took a bunch of Xanax before going to a baby shower with my ex then faced a bottle of wine and started crying and telling everyone about how she cheated on me with a dude who looks like King Henry

@AlienTheExtraterrestrial Well there's that 😬 I took a bunch of oxy's one time before a christmas party and went on the nod midway through opening my gift. They were none to thrilled about that

@GnomeyGee As always very relatable.


At the baby shower when my ex realized what was going on she handled it really well at least, was like “alright well, it is time for us to go now”

@AlienTheExtraterrestrial Well that was good at least!