Whats the funniest inconvenient curse to put on someone?

Everytime you sit down to watch tv, the remote is on the kitchen counter.

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Every time they put the last foot in pants ,shorts and underwear the first one comes out and the other one goes in. If they try again the first one will go in fine but will come out once the second goes in