Whats the funniest inconvenient curse to put on someone?

It's not mine but... "May you live a very long and interesting life."

I love "I hope both sides of your pillow are warm" 😂

Socks slightly dump. 🧦

Toilet seat won't stay up when your trying sit

Always out of toilet paper

Every time they put the last foot in pants ,shorts and underwear the first one comes out and the other one goes in. If they try again the first one will go in fine but will come out once the second goes in

Everytime you get comfortable in bed you have to pee

Oh hell no. I always forget something every time I go to sit down

Disappearing toilet paper 🧻

When you do get your hands on the remote, it’s C-SPAN on every station and streaming service.

Frequent and loud flatulence.

May your bowel movements be regular, yet you remain without toilet paper.

May you step on a Lego and break your stilettos.

To have a drippy dic.

You will never again get your urine in the toilet.

As soon as your butt touches your favourite seating area... the doorbell rings...