Old age is a thing...last night I was in bed for 20 minutes then I heard the pizza guy cough. Then I remembered I came in here to get my wallet.

I forget to eat sometimes. One day i looked up and it was 5pm i did a million things that day and took no time out to eat and i hadn't had one bite no hunger pangs or anything and i was like oh 💩 lol i just looked at the clock and it dawned on me.