Have you ever wanted to do anal with a mermaid?

@NeuroticByNature There's a reason it's called a "trident."

@NeuroticByNature This might fall under "too much info", but I would imagine they just let loose in the water like fish. No thing to insert anywhere.

@SW-User well Im not equipped to handle such a tool.

@UnderLockDown that would make the most sense.