Have you ever wanted to do anal with a mermaid?

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HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M Best Comment

Are you familiar with the concept of having too much time on your hands?

@HoraceGreenley No. Which is why im hardly on here.

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

@LegionIscariot thanks for the BC

NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F

No I cant be sure of how big a merpersons thing would be.

@NeuroticByNature This might fall under "too much info", but I would imagine they just let loose in the water like fish. No thing to insert anywhere.

NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F

@SW-User well Im not equipped to handle such a tool.

NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F

@UnderLockDown that would make the most sense.

zerofuks2give · 41-45, M

Never again. Worst case of crabs I’ve ever had 😂

can't imagine any man wanting bass turds on his peter

No, considering the anatomy it would be like screwing a wet snake.🤮

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

Erm, check out the mermaid anatomy

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

No, but I have to admit that when drawing a mermaid I've wondered the best way to visualize some of the naughty bits and just how they'd align.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

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