Have you ever wanted to do anal with a mermaid?

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HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M Best Comment

Are you familiar with the concept of having too much time on your hands?

@HoraceGreenley No. Which is why im hardly on here.

HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M

@LegionIscariot thanks for the BC

NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F

No I cant be sure of how big a merpersons thing would be.

@NeuroticByNature This might fall under "too much info", but I would imagine they just let loose in the water like fish. No thing to insert anywhere.

NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F

@SW-User well Im not equipped to handle such a tool.

NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F

@UnderLockDown that would make the most sense.

zerofuks2give · 41-45, M

Never again. Worst case of crabs I’ve ever had 😂

Erm, check out the mermaid anatomy

Degbeme · 70-79, M

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

No, but I have to admit that when drawing a mermaid I've wondered the best way to visualize some of the naughty bits and just how they'd align.

can't imagine any man wanting bass turds on his peter

No, considering the anatomy it would be like screwing a wet snake.🤮

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

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