What is the quickest way to your bed?

Up the stairs and just to the left.

Up the stairs and a hairpin turn to the right.

I am not that kind a person

Through the window

there's no such thing

Where ever I fall asleep 🤭

I'm on it

From where I'm sitting right now - walk diagonally about 10 m to the other corner of the house and you're there.

Up the stairs, turn right, step over all the dirty clothes, and torpedo dive onto the bed

Up the stairs, to the first room door to the right :v

Down the hall and through the door 🤷‍♂️

The longest way is the only way. 😔

Through the front door