Have you ever had something heavy on top of you?

A wringer washer full of water and clothes.

your mom...



sorry couldnt resist :)

Yep. I've had my Am Staff Dog jump on top of me while I was sleeping.

I couldn't sit down for a week!

Yes

Yes, but I was too drunk to really notice her

Every night (I have a weighted blanket). ☺️

How heavy do you mean? A 220lb judo fighter landed on me during a training session once and injured me 😂😂