Too many to count

I felt like continuing college was a waste of time in a computer science field because they were teaching me things I already knew and I was helping people with the certifications and college degrees in 2004, but what I didn't realize is that having the skills is 20% of getting jobs -- I should have gone to a good tech school and got all the certifications and been making over 100k on my worst years instead of being a contractor rated 4.9 out of 5 with two companies totaling over 1100 jobs yet still making less than 50k on good years, or I should have been a teacher one or the other

I also regret letting myself fall in love with some women I found to be very special to the point that I wasn't functional when I lost them, and letting my life crumble several times over the years in the process (I always did fall in love with overwhelming intensity or not at all)

I regret not having more faith, having seen that the Living God can do anything and has when I didn't doubt, knowing that all the things that happened in my life that I can't accept could have been avoided but I was too foolish to do so at the time

I regret letting myself fall in love with my friend Brii, she pretty much gave me everything I wanted and needed from a woman without being together or sexual together at all (aside from the times I playfully smacked her butt, she liked it and made cute noises) but when I tried to marry her I failed and lost what I had been needing all my life and had finally found

Not a regret but an opportunity missed. I could've beaned Queen Elizabeth in the backseat of a convertible with a baseball when she paid a visit to my hometown decades ago. Security was lax back then.

Many 🥲

I don't have regrets. I just learn from mistakes and move on.

Being alone 😔

Living to be old.

Oh where do I start 😝

That I was a bully in school/college.

Too tight pantyhose!

Not enough fried chicken and cookies. 🍗 🍗 🍗 🍪 🍪 🍪 👀

The number one thing that comes to mind was in the fall of 2007 I had the chance to buy a 1969 Plymouth Roadrunner with a 426 HEMI and I didn't do it. 🤦‍♂😭😭😭😭

How much time do you have?

Should have stayed single and toured the world

The list circles the 🌍

Trying to help others, only to be heinously used by them.