What’s stopping you from buying a dolphin 🐬?

The unmentionable things I'll do to its blowhole.

What if it tries to hump my leg

I already have endolphins

The time commitment. I mean, they’re very smart and all that, but it still takes forever to train them to help you take over the world 🤷‍♂️

past experiences with dolphins show I am in no way qualified to have any more as pets

I dont know where i would procure one. Also that sounds mean.

I own a few dolphins

The fact that I am so very, very broke. 😂

I'll start and stop with it's cruel.

jury of my peers?.

My sink isn't big enough.

I'm not sure where I would put it