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Do you remember the very first joke someone told you, when you were little?

Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see the butter-fly.

An uncle told me that one. Later on, I repeated it to a different uncle, who had a very different lifestyle, shall we say. He told me this one:

Why did the drunk go up on the roof?
He heard that the drinks were on the house.

I could not understand it at all, and he spent more time explaining it to me than it took to tell the joke! And after all that, I still did not think it was very funny. (I don't think I really understood what "drunk" meant.)
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When I drove school bus, every year the kindergarten crowd discovered knock knock jokes but they didn’t quite get the idea. For a couple of weeks it was 1/2 hour stretches of “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “PICKLE!”

Uproarious laughter.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Mamapolo2016 And the funny thing is, hearing them as adults, we can find it hilarious that they are laughing at something that is NOT funny!
@DrWatson Well, they were laughing at stuff back then that wasn’t funny to anybody but them.

They always left out the “pickle who” part.
4meAndyou · F
I remember elephant jokes.

"What do you call an elephant at the North Pole? Lost!"
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@4meAndyou Hmmmmm, so maybe elephant flatulence is what's melting the polar ice!
4meAndyou · F
@DrWatson HUGE methane...😂
Something about uncles. I don’t remember any jokes, but our Uncle Chuck was a fun guy. We thought he acted almost young! But he wasn’t. He was all of 19 when I was five.
My grandfather used to tease us that he never wanted to visit us in our home 150 miles away because he knew the grass was blue and the sky was pink: that made me laugh at the ridiculous images in my head. Not exactly a joke, but oh so funny to a 5yo. And he often wondered what Jean was wearing if we were wearing Jean's. I have used that one myself...no child has ever found it as funny as I did. 😔😁

I can't quite remember a first joke, but I can remember laughing a lot when other 'big' people did, not having a clue about what they found so funny. I suspect I just wanted to join in. I know the pain of having to explain a joke and listening to all the joy drain from it as I spoke.
Nimbus · M
What's the biggest drawback in India today?

An elephant's foreskin

Yep, I was too young to understand it!
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Nimbus Maybe we had the same uncle!!!!
Nimbus · M
@DrWatson 😛
Peppa · 31-35, F
My dads brother used to "break" his thumb, but thats also a trick too. Umm i think it was mostly around bodily functions like farting. Although we called them troomps back them
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Peppa I just googled "troomp." Apparently your family was in a league of its own as far as usage of that word goes!
Peppa · 31-35, F
@DrWatson i spelt it wrong its trump! Lol
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Peppa Oh, I won't bother trying to google THAT!!!! 😀
My cousin, she was 16, I was about 6: "Can music make you think ?" (I said, "I guess, why ?")
She: "It made Stevie Wonder."
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@bijouxbroussard I like it! And it would be hilarious to a 6 year old!
Lilnonames · F
What do u give a sick gator?

Gator ade lol

What do u give a sick ant?

Ant ibodies
Lilnonames · F
@DrWatson say it out loud as u spell it
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@Lilnonames ooohhh...I remember it now! lol.
Lilnonames · F
@DrWatson haha

 
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