You!

I'd like to, but MY initiating that type of effusive communication would likely be received and interpreted as suspicious, egregious, heinous, and presumptuous.

So why bother? 😏

Hopefully

Nope...

I'm 40. That ship has sailed.

Maybe my wife ❤ 🦋 🌹

Nope.

There's no one in my life who would realistically say yes.

I'm going to ask my work crush 😌

Nope, not a chance. I got into enough trouble this month already asking someone to be my groundhog.

ive had enough rejection for several lifetimes already

Doubtful. I don't even know who I could ask

Not my place to.

Are you buying the pizza?

Nah, I'll wait for someone to ask me.

If he can rap, yea....sure.

No I'm not stupid

Probably not but stranger things have happened