Are you going to ask anyone to be your valentine?

You!

I'd like to, but MY initiating that type of effusive communication would likely be received and interpreted as suspicious, egregious, heinous, and presumptuous.

So why bother? 😏

Hopefully

Nope...

I'm 40. That ship has sailed.

Maybe my wife ❤ 🦋 🌹

Nope.

I'm going to ask my work crush 😌

ive had enough rejection for several lifetimes already

Doubtful. I don't even know who I could ask

Not my place to.

Are you buying the pizza?

If he can rap, yea....sure.

Nah, I'll wait for someone to ask me.

No I'm not stupid

Probably not but stranger things have happened