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WandererTony · 56-60, M Best Comment
I’ll go limp before the main course!! 😂
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JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
@WandererTony We will never be straddled by excited shrimp any other way.
WandererTony · 56-60, M
@JimboSaturn after being passionately cuddled by prawn and amorously loved by mushrooms, you wont have much resistance left in you for the final onslaught 😂

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@itsok it’s so bad that it’s good…. I dunno if I love to hate it or hate to love it
itsok · 31-35, F
MethDozer · M
@WaryWitchWandering lobster congac lotion
rootbeardy · M
Do they serve root beer?
itsok · 31-35, F
@rootbeardy I just assumed that’s all they’d serve as a beverage. I mean it is Valentine’s Day
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
@rootbeardy Yes. It's smooth sensual froth embraces and makes love to your throat before it becomes one with your stomach.
Matt85 · 36-40, M
not reading that it will make me hungry
SW-User
Uh... I just want a menu not a love poem
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User where is the romance??
SW-User
@itsok There's nothing romantic about a rumbling stomach dear.
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itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User I’m awaiting the loving smooch of love apple coulis
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SW-User
I'll have the beef, always best when it's excitedly straddled by garlic shrimp stuffed lobster tail.
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User it’s Valentine’s Day, you’ll be having every course
SW-User
@itsok I'll skip dessert, unless there's a cheese option
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Three times the price than normal? 🤔
itsok · 31-35, F
@Degbeme This is $70 per person. Their brunch (fewer courses) is usually $35. I don’t know what the normal dinner price is
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Probably the biggest money-maker day of the year for them, they have to be creative to attract customers willing to pay big bucks and tips and order the alcohol drinks to go along with this night of love.
Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M
to be doubleteamed by oysters and shrimp, now I know why they call it grouper
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
Some restauranteur secretly wants to be a romance novelist.
itsok · 31-35, F
@JimboSaturn “excitedly straddled by garlic shrimp” should never be a phrase that exists
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
@itsok I don't think it's going to win any Pulitzer Prize :P
Why didn’t they describe my thick and firm presence in the menu?
itsok · 31-35, F
@HornEeePickle it was a missed opportunity, for sure
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
No thanks, I'll stick with my Waluigi Burger

Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
I was expecting to see…

Inter Course
Elessar · 26-30, M
Next time I'll take the boat I'll make sure to cuddle some scallops too
Procrastablogger · 26-30, M
Squirts of Roseberry is insane
itsok · 31-35, F
@Procrastablogger I KNOWWWWW
That might be the worst part
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
@Procrastablogger They should incorporate that into porn "oh ya baby, give me squirts of roseberry on my face!"
OnePatheticClown · 51-55, M
I'd hit that!
SW-User
Excitedly straddled by garlic shrimp
🥴
Procrastablogger · 26-30, M
@itsok Filled with a romantic and Excitedly straddled are a close second
Pfuzylogic · M
Certainly they can do something more depraved with chocolate!
itsok · 31-35, F
@Pfuzylogic I’ve heard that one before
What did you order?
itsok · 31-35, F
@BridgeOvertroubledWaters it’s only for this evening
I just came in so i could see the perverts. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
itsok · 31-35, F
@Sojournersoul
here you go, pal
@itsok Damn that guy is handsome. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Matt85 · 36-40, M
@itsok omg burn
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
icedsky · 51-55, M
I've always wanted to be Excitedly Straddled by Garlic Shrimp
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Tickle me fancy,,
itsok · 31-35, F
@deadgerbil sensuously loved by a rhapsody of fresh oysters
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@itsok my oysters love to be sensually loved,
damn........ whoever wrote that needs a cold shower. LOL
SW-User
Sickos
Using couli
Jexie · 26-30, F
Unhinged · 100+
Fucking Heathens
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
That really does sound Toe licking good, doesn't it!
MethDozer · M
This is so annoying
itsok · 31-35, F
@MethDozer heart of beef tenderloin filet, grilled just the way you like it

 
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