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There’s a restaurant nearby that always has a ridiculously worded menu for Valentine’s Day

I thought you perverts might appreciate it

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WandererTony · 56-60, M Best Comment

I’ll go limp before the main course!! 😂

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JimboSaturn · 51-55, M

@WandererTony We will never be straddled by excited shrimp any other way.

WandererTony · 56-60, M

@JimboSaturn after being passionately cuddled by prawn and amorously loved by mushrooms, you wont have much resistance left in you for the final onslaught 😂

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

Squirts

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WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

@itsok it’s so bad that it’s good…. I dunno if I love to hate it or hate to love it

itsok · 31-35, F

@WaryWitchWandering saaaame

MethDozer · M

@WaryWitchWandering lobster congac lotion

rootbeardy · M

Do they serve root beer?

itsok · 31-35, F

@rootbeardy I just assumed that’s all they’d serve as a beverage. I mean it [i]is[/i] Valentine’s Day

JimboSaturn · 51-55, M

@rootbeardy Yes. It's smooth sensual froth embraces and makes love to your throat before it becomes one with your stomach.

Matt85 · 36-40, M

not reading that it will make me hungry

TheOthetAcc · 36-40, M

Uh... I just want a menu not a love poem

itsok · 31-35, F

@TheOthetAcc where is the romance??

TheOthetAcc · 36-40, M

@itsok There's nothing romantic about a rumbling stomach dear.

Benjago · 41-45, M

To be caressed with Orange Berry Marmalade. I was naive enough to believe that I've actually once experienced the true feeling that is love.

itsok · 31-35, F

@Benjago I’m awaiting the loving smooch of love apple coulis

Benjago · 41-45, M

@itsok I think fried goat cheese sounds seductive too but I’m not sure it was their intent with that one.

OnePatheticClown · 51-55, M

I'd hit that!

SW-User

I'll have the beef, always best when it's excitedly straddled by garlic shrimp stuffed lobster tail.

itsok · 31-35, F

@SW-User it’s Valentine’s Day, you’ll be having every course

SW-User

@itsok I'll skip dessert, unless there's a cheese option

Sojournersoul · M

I just came in so i could see the perverts. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

itsok · 31-35, F

@Sojournersoul

here you go, pal

Sojournersoul · M

@itsok Damn that guy is handsome. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Matt85 · 36-40, M

@itsok omg burn

Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M

to be doubleteamed by oysters and shrimp, now I know why they call it grouper

Procrastablogger · 26-30, M

Squirts of Roseberry is insane

itsok · 31-35, F

@Procrastablogger I KNOWWWWW
That might be the worst part

JimboSaturn · 51-55, M

@Procrastablogger They should incorporate that into porn "oh ya baby, give me squirts of roseberry on my face!"

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Three times the price than normal? 🤔

itsok · 31-35, F

@Degbeme This is $70 per person. Their brunch (fewer courses) is usually $35. I don’t know what the normal dinner price is

SheCallsMeCrushDaddy · M

damn........ whoever wrote that needs a cold shower. LOL

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

Probably the biggest money-maker day of the year for them, they have to be creative to attract customers willing to pay big bucks and tips and order the alcohol drinks to go along with this night of love.