Just answer everything in the manner that she is clearly aiming for.

Wow you're still single? Yeah, I couldn't get a date even if I offered to pay for it 🤷

When are you gonna graduate? To be honest I'm probably not, I'm kinda stupid 🤷

Still no babies I see? Yeah, my womb has cobwebs 🤷

You look fuller, did you gain weight? Weight gained me. I grew moobs on my boobs 🤷

Ask her some things that could upset her.. (maybe about her personal life or looks or health)? I know it may sound rude but such people deserve it :D

I see you gained a few pounds too

Everytime she asks you a question, ask her a question. No matter how she feels.

Sounds like she's a Karen

Maybe just be honest... Reply that not everyone wants to be rich and lonely

Ask her has she seen her doctor lately
You are looking pale
Say “nice hair dye”

How was it?

People usually prefer to talk about themselves, so turn the tables, get her talking about herself and wonderful life

Are this aunt's relatives worried they will get written out of her will if they don't defer to her?

I have some ideas but they are all punishable by law... if you get caught, off course.

How is her husband?
How many children has she got?

Wow you’re still single?
Answer: It depends on the day

• “When are you gonna graduate”
Answer: When it's time


• “ Still no babies I see”
Answer: Yeah and not planning to. Sorry your vagina isn't working anymore but stop obsess about mine.

• “ You look fuller, did you gain weight”?
Answer: Yes, you wanna know my blood values too?

Cut her off. I'm not even joking.

Ask for a cuddle and when she looks surprised pat her and say "you're such a cuddly thing"

be the bigger bich.

fight bich with bich...