How should I deal with my B**** Aunt?

I’m already stressing about Thanksgiving 😒
I have this aunt who’s always criticizing everyone for everything, she says things that you shouldn’t talk about and always ruins any family gathering. Just because she’s like super rich she thinks she can say whatever she wants
I already know how she’s gonna roast me 😐

• “Wow you’re still single?
• “When are you gonna graduate”?
• “ Still no babies I see”
• “ You look fuller, did you gain weight”? Or something like that 😒

What should I do? 😅

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SW-User

Just answer everything in the manner that she is clearly aiming for.

Wow you're still single? Yeah, I couldn't get a date even if I offered to pay for it 🤷

When are you gonna graduate? To be honest I'm probably not, I'm kinda stupid 🤷

Still no babies I see? Yeah, my womb has cobwebs 🤷

You look fuller, did you gain weight? Weight gained me. I grew moobs on my boobs 🤷

Ashly · 26-30, F

@SW-User oh wow lol

SW-User

@Ashly Sometimes it's best just to give idiots what they want. It doesn't make any of it true.

You could say "I'm still single because I have chronic wind. I fart like a hippopotamus" 🤷

Ashly · 26-30, F

@SW-User I’ll just mention her gray hairs or her many divorces/ marriages 😂

SW-User

@Ashly That's the one. "I just don't want go through relationships faster than I go through shoes. Divorces age you" 😏

Ashly · 26-30, F

@SW-User nice 👏🏻
I’ll keep that one on hand 😂