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How should I deal with my B**** Aunt?

I’m already stressing about Thanksgiving 😒
I have this aunt who’s always criticizing everyone for everything, she says things that you shouldn’t talk about and always ruins any family gathering. Just because she’s like super rich she thinks she can say whatever she wants
I already know how she’s gonna roast me 😐

• “Wow you’re still single?
• “When are you gonna graduate”?
• “ Still no babies I see”
• “ You look fuller, did you gain weight”? Or something like that 😒

What should I do? 😅
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SW-User
Just answer everything in the manner that she is clearly aiming for.

Wow you're still single? Yeah, I couldn't get a date even if I offered to pay for it 🤷

When are you gonna graduate? To be honest I'm probably not, I'm kinda stupid 🤷

Still no babies I see? Yeah, my womb has cobwebs 🤷

You look fuller, did you gain weight? Weight gained me. I grew moobs on my boobs 🤷
Ashly · 26-30, F
@SW-User I’ll just mention her gray hairs or her many divorces/ marriages 😂
SW-User
@Ashly That's the one. "I just don't want go through relationships faster than I go through shoes. Divorces age you" 😏
Ashly · 26-30, F
@SW-User nice 👏🏻
I’ll keep that one on hand 😂
DCGuy77 · 22-25, M
Ask her some things that could upset her.. (maybe about her personal life or looks or health)? I know it may sound rude but such people deserve it :D
Strictmichael75 · 61-69, M
I see you gained a few pounds too
BeautifulLibra · 46-50, F
Everytime she asks you a question, ask her a question. No matter how she feels.
Ashly · 26-30, F
@BeautifulLibra She wasn’t that bad this year, I was quite surprised. Maybe someone put her in her place recently 🤔
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Ashly · 26-30, F
@streetangel yes unfortunately 😒 Especially “Family”
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deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Sounds like she's a Karen
Ashly · 26-30, F
@deadgerbil I’m like a Jedi, a keeper of the peace, so if I have slap a hoe I will, but I’ll definitely think about it before I do it 😂
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@Ashly don't slap, the stereotype is to throw a chancla
Ashly · 26-30, F
@deadgerbil I’ll probably be wearing heels so I’ll just throw them instead 😈
Convivial · 26-30, F
Maybe just be honest... Reply that not everyone wants to be rich and lonely
Strictmichael75 · 61-69, M
Ask her has she seen her doctor lately
You are looking pale
Say “nice hair dye”
Ashly · 26-30, F
@Strictmichael75 I’ll keep that in mind lol 😆
Strictmichael75 · 61-69, M
@Ashly give as good as you get
Strictmichael75 · 61-69, M
How was it?
Ashly · 26-30, F
@Strictmichael75 she was calmer than most years, maybe because she has a new boyfriend 🙄😂
HannahSky · F
People usually prefer to talk about themselves, so turn the tables, get her talking about herself and wonderful life
Ashly · 26-30, F
@HannahSky 🤔 That might work, she’s always bragging about her “accomplishments “ 😒😂
HannahSky · F
@Ashly works every time 😉
badminton · 61-69, MVIP
Are this aunt's relatives worried they will get written out of her will if they don't defer to her?
Ashly · 26-30, F
@badminton probably 🤔 I’ve felt like slapping her for the longest time but I know I shouldn’t 😅
badminton · 61-69, MVIP
@Ashly I too have put up with unpleasant/obnoxious relatives to maintain the peace. And, TBH, to stay in the will. Mea Culpa.
Ashly · 26-30, F
[@badminton we’ll see how things go, hopefully someone puts her in her place or else I’ll have to 😅
Anton · 61-69, M
I have some ideas but they are all punishable by law... if you get caught, off course.
Strictmichael75 · 61-69, M
How is her husband?
How many children has she got?
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Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
Wow you’re still single?
Answer: It depends on the day

• “When are you gonna graduate”
Answer: When it's time


• “ Still no babies I see”
Answer: Yeah and not planning to. Sorry your vagina isn't working anymore but stop obsess about mine.

• “ You look fuller, did you gain weight”?
Answer: Yes, you wanna know my blood values too?
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@Ashly You're not alone with having a uptight auntie.

Me as sixteen: "Hi, here's Nickolas my new boyfriend"

After he left

Aunt: "He will make you pregnant and then dump you."
Ashly · 26-30, F
@Queendragonfly oh wow ☹️
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@Ashly They never change but the good thing is,you grow up and learn to reject their insult attempts.
PhilDeep · 51-55, M
Cut her off. I'm not even joking.
meggie · F
Ask for a cuddle and when she looks surprised pat her and say "you're such a cuddly thing"
be the bigger bich.

fight bich with bich...

 
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