Global warming is caused by cell phone use

Twenty years ago we had cars with powerful v6 and v8 engines, some of them, because of wear and tear, blew smoke rings from their exhausts that would make a volcano weep. Back then there was no evidence for any type of global warming. Nowadays cars are fitted with catalyst inverters that cleans exhaust fumes, so emissions can't be to blame for global warming. BUT... Cell phone use increased drastically so it is just logical that all these tiktok and facebook addicts are the sole reason for global warming. The strong 3-5G signals heat up the air. I am on computer so I can't be held accountable. But YOU are guilty. Switch off your cell phones!

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2cool4school · 46-50, F

Check your math. [quote]Twenty years ago[/quote]. It’s actually 40 years ago.

Check your spelling.[quote]catalyst inverters[/quote] It’s actually [b]catalytic converters[/b]

[quote]Back then there was no evidence for any type of global warming.[/quote] Check your history. It was a concern of the EPA going back to the early to mid 1970s.
If you’re attempting to be humorous or not at least make an effort to be accurate…
Then again I should probably have lower expectations for someone who makes the comments that you have made. Still I think you’re at least old enough to remember even if you don’t understand. Best of luck in future endeavors… 🙄

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2cool4school · 46-50, F

@LordShadowfire gotta be !!

Anton · 56-60, M

@LordShadowfire Eventually.

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NodandaWink · 51-55, M

Hopefully this is supposed to be a comically ignorant post full of sarcasm. Otherwise it's just ridiculously ill informed.

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Ynotisay · M

@LordShadowfire Good one. We're on our way with this one. And I imagine we would move on to others, destroy them over time, and then move on. Maybe that's the long-term human lane. Destroyers of the universe. :)

LordShadowfire · M

@Ynotisay I also made it the backstory of Corvus. He comes from a planet that was ruined by humans in a nuclear holocaust, of which his species is a direct result because of the lack of humans and plenty of mutagenic crap left over. He came to Earth with the intention of saving it from us.

Ynotisay · M

@LordShadowfire Right on. Then I'm Team Corvus. 👍

GambleOnFire · 18-21, F

It’s not giant companies doing manufacturing. It’s totally us individuals burning gas or whatever

Patriot96 · 56-60, C

Elitist scam

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2cool4school · 46-50, F

@Patriot96 Do you mean the same elitists that are currently looking for any way to exit this planet because they know it’s curtains…?

LordShadowfire · M

Either that, or it takes several decades for the effect to be fully felt.

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