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Global warming is caused by cell phone use

Twenty years ago we had cars with powerful v6 and v8 engines, some of them, because of wear and tear, blew smoke rings from their exhausts that would make a volcano weep. Back then there was no evidence for any type of global warming. Nowadays cars are fitted with catalyst inverters that cleans exhaust fumes, so emissions can't be to blame for global warming. BUT... Cell phone use increased drastically so it is just logical that all these tiktok and facebook addicts are the sole reason for global warming. The strong 3-5G signals heat up the air. I am on computer so I can't be held accountable. But YOU are guilty. Switch off your cell phones!
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2cool4school · 46-50, F
Check your math. [quote]Twenty years ago[/quote]. It’s actually 40 years ago.

Check your spelling.[quote]catalyst inverters[/quote] It’s actually [b]catalytic converters[/b]

[quote]Back then there was no evidence for any type of global warming.[/quote] Check your history. It was a concern of the EPA going back to the early to mid 1970s.
If you’re attempting to be humorous or not at least make an effort to be accurate…
Then again I should probably have lower expectations for someone who makes the comments that you have made. Still I think you’re at least old enough to remember even if you don’t understand. Best of luck in future endeavors… 🙄
Anton · 56-60, M
@2cool4school At least I still get sex. Plenty of it.
2cool4school · 46-50, F
@Anton Hmm ok, well that’s good 👍. Maybe it’ll help keep you from becoming a mass shooter or a pedo 🙏
Way to go for you I guess.
I’m just not sure why I need to know that??
Anton · 56-60, M
@2cool4school I suppose many people can be lucky, as you rightly say. I mentioned it because it seems you don't get any, at all, given your age and situation. Oh obviously not counting battery powered solutions. I empathy,
2cool4school · 46-50, F
@Anton That’s so thoughtful of you lol 😂 I’m 46 and you’re going to use age as your primary determinant in whether I have sexual relations?!
Wow that’s amazing given that your observational aptitude so far is childish at best.
2cool4school · 46-50, F
@Anton So you say you [quote]empathy[/quote] ??
Did you not make it past 3rd grade??!!
Anton · 56-60, M
@2cool4school I rest my case...
2cool4school · 46-50, F
@Anton That’s great news and probably the most intelligent thing I’ve seen from you ever. You should really just say less it makes you seem more intelligent.
Anton · 56-60, M
@2cool4school I did, after the three years in first grade so I know what I am talking about. Do you know there's not many people that are as determined, dedicated and driven as I am? You can learn from me.
2cool4school · 46-50, F
@Anton I have learned from you. I just don’t think that you understand what you’re talking about in 99% of what you write. You have shown me that people can be far less intelligent than I would have expected.
Anton · 56-60, M
@2cool4school See? It wasn't a waste of time after all.
2cool4school · 46-50, F
@Anton Not really but if it makes you feel better you go ahead and believe that.
You are still a waste of skin air and space though.
Anton · 56-60, M
@2cool4school I aim to please.
2cool4school · 46-50, F
@Anton I highly doubt that you can aim much of anything.
Better keep sitting for urination, at your age especially.
Anton · 56-60, M
@2cool4school Aiming for anything should be equally difficult for you. When women "hit the wall" it's tragic.
2cool4school · 46-50, F
@Anton I think that you’re confusing your “experience” with women as an objective measure… why is that ?!
2cool4school · 46-50, F
@Anton I find it hilarious that someone with a profile picture like yours would have anything to say about the point at which a woman is perceived to lose her attractiveness. You might want to consider seeing the optometrist.
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2cool4school · 46-50, F
@Anton Oh wow!! You don’t seem to have a clue about anything do you ?? Fortunately for you your wife must not worry about looks or personality and fortunately for her you must be the second coming of Helen Keller. You are far from accurate in thinking that I believe that I’m a cut above you. . I know I am. That’s been proven time and again by you. I’m sure that lots of people are beyond and above you so you are probably just used to it. I would never just belittle the opposite sex. Take your wife for example. Just take a fork lift and a rather large dump truck if you plan to take her anywhere. You want to talk about “hitting the wall” after you post pics like yours. I guess it’s true. Love is blind (and deaf and dumb)
As far as my own insecurities I post about them all the time. A mildly literate person could easily read about them. (So I can see why you wouldn’t know)
I have no axe to grind with someone like you. I can see life has done that enough to you both. You’re a double chinned halfwit who has never been to reality. If you can’t see that. I can’t help you.
I’m sure that you have a strong sense of imagination to go with your “TV hobby” body. Just keep your fantasies private some people on here might’ve just had lunch.
As for whether or not I’m in demand, I would prefer that you believe I’m not because I don’t care for stalkers so I don’t need you to notice.
I realize that you don’t have a clue about me but you could always ask around and learn about how your skill with inaccuracies (seems to be your primary skill set and language) are abundant. Good luck with that and with not being crushed in your sleep 😝.
LordShadowfire · 100+, M
@Anton [quote]I did, after the three years in first grade so I know what I am talking about.[/quote]
That's it. I'm calling it. This is a parody account.
2cool4school · 46-50, F
@LordShadowfire gotta be !!
Anton · 56-60, M
@LordShadowfire Eventually.
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