I’m rubber and you’re glue

You’re a beautiful person, truly the greatest

Your Mum wears my old army boots.

*touches you* now you're stuck

Aww, you sweet, generous, good looking guy! I can appreciate your opinion there 😉

Sounds like something a 6 year old would say 💀

Not a whole lot can bounce off your tiny body so I'll be fine. 😌

As it ages, the rubber itself becomes glue, so checkmate ☺

nuh-uh x infinity

You already tried that

🏃