Tell me about your UFO sighting.

it turned out to be a Chinese lantern.

The only UFO sightings are from the people on here.

Biden 👽

I had a UFO experience once, I didn’t know what hit me. About 15 minutes later I found a cast iron frying pan laying beside me and I was in the dog house again.

It was shaped like the Kool-Aid pitcher, sure it was one of the times i took LSD, but y'know, we're nowhere important here.

Woody's friend Bud-Light

I was selected by the MILF Spaceship, and they beamed me aboard

I found this old senile alien, i think its dead

triangular in appearance from the bottom, it descended extremely rapidly directly overhead. 👀

I looked up one night and saw this thing that was flashing blue and red. I didn't know what it was.

Turned out to be an airplane.