the blonde joke
An old cowboy with terrible eyesight accidentally wanders into a biker bar full of women. 🤠🏍
Squinting through the dim lights, he shuffles up to the counter, climbs onto a stool, and orders himself a whiskey. 🥃
After knocking back a sip, he loudly says,
“Hey bartender… anybody wanna hear a blonde joke?” 😏
The whole bar suddenly falls silent. 😳
Then the woman beside him speaks in a low, serious voice:
“Cowboy, before you tell that joke, there are a few things you oughta know…
The bartender’s blonde - and she’s carrying a baseball bat. 🥎
The blonde by the door is the bouncer - and she’s holding a steel baton. 🔨
I’m blonde too… 6 feet tall, trained in karate, and not in the mood tonight. 🥋
The biker sitting next to me is blonde and competes in professional weightlifting. 💪
And the woman on your other side? Blonde… and a retired Marine. 🇺🇸
So think carefully, Cowboy…
You still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The old cowboy takes another slow drink, sighs, and says…
“Nope… not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times!” 🤠😂
Squinting through the dim lights, he shuffles up to the counter, climbs onto a stool, and orders himself a whiskey. 🥃
After knocking back a sip, he loudly says,
“Hey bartender… anybody wanna hear a blonde joke?” 😏
The whole bar suddenly falls silent. 😳
Then the woman beside him speaks in a low, serious voice:
“Cowboy, before you tell that joke, there are a few things you oughta know…
The bartender’s blonde - and she’s carrying a baseball bat. 🥎
The blonde by the door is the bouncer - and she’s holding a steel baton. 🔨
I’m blonde too… 6 feet tall, trained in karate, and not in the mood tonight. 🥋
The biker sitting next to me is blonde and competes in professional weightlifting. 💪
And the woman on your other side? Blonde… and a retired Marine. 🇺🇸
So think carefully, Cowboy…
You still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The old cowboy takes another slow drink, sighs, and says…
“Nope… not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times!” 🤠😂
