good morning sex

Two old age pensioners are having a 69.

After five minutes he says, "Sorry, love, the smell's too fkn bad down there, I can't carry on."

"That'll be my arthritis," she says.

"What? I never heard of anyone having arthritis in their fanny before."

"No," she says.

"It's in my arms and hands...........

I can't wipe me fucking arse."