Guy vs girl

@HowlingFire: Mom's been gone now for a dozen years or so...but the last time we went shopping in a department store in a mall, she tried to tear my clothes off in the middle of the store. As I protested, argued with her and tried to keep my clothes on, a security guard threw us out. My mother screamed at me, somehow blaming me...and then a policeman threw us out of the mall...and then my mother insisted on driving (it was her car)...and she got into an argument with the parking attendant and, then she drove right through the wooden barrier, snapping it. She drove like a crazed speed demon for several blocks, then slowed down, ignoring all comments I made and pleas to drive sensibly. Stunned, I sat silently as she slowed down at last. About 3-4 minutes went by, she smiled a serene smile and said, "Now didn't we have a lovely day?"

Yeah, Mom had a few problems.

@greenmountaingal: I have no words

@HowlingFire: For the background to this crazy incident, and the reason for it, you can read my story:

I Wan To Know The Truth Behind My Family's Lies and Secrets