Whats the worst pick-up line you've ever heard or used?

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UTD99 · 26-30, M

I put the STD into Stud. Now all I need is U.

UTD99 · 26-30, M

@DeathIsThyName: get a woman to laugh hard enough, her eyes are closed, she doesn't know if you're ugly or not. Lame is the game

DeathIsThyName · 36-40, F

@UTD99: I might have to try it out sometime lol..

UTD99 · 26-30, M

@DeathIsThyName: Ah give it a go. I have alot of material if you need

Strike30 · M

the worst one I have ever seen makes more sense in dutch though. Though translated its roughly : I have an opening and I am ready.

DeathIsThyName · 36-40, F

@StrikeLorri: omg lol that's actually funny.. what is this and job offer or something lol 😆

Strike30 · M

she probably had a position open ;), seen it on a girls profile on a datingsite

plungesponge · 41-45, M

You look like my mother-in-law

DeathIsThyName · 36-40, F

@plungesponge: lol, really 😆

all of them.. ugh

DeathIsThyName · 36-40, F

the worst I ever heard was - "Did you just fart, cause you totally blew my mind" 🙈

plungesponge · 41-45, M

Did it work?

DeathIsThyName · 36-40, F

@plungesponge: yeah no.. she tried several others but yeah unless I am drunk off my ass those pickup lines wouldn't work.

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