Tell me something funny ?

There were people who voted for Nixon just as there are people who voted for Trump. Always makes me laugh

what the black duck say to the white duck?


wanna buy some quack

A traveling salesman driving from St. Louis to Chicago saw a sign that said "Chicago Left" so he turned around and went back home.

Im sitting at the car service station
Service time
Ive been here from quater to seven

Two women were talking and one asked the other "do you smoke after sex? The other one said "gee I don't know, I never checked."

Your mom.

Today I saw a license plate frame that said "Dyslexics are teople poo"....as if there wasn't a better sentence for that 🙃

Your mom. In the park. Butt naked.