Why are all the hot older men on here rejecting me tonight?

Yes ugh! How ya doin tho? 8) ;) 😈

Oh, sleep deprived, so my mood's unstable. Read a bunch of dumb shit here after watching some TV that offended me as a thinking person, so I've just been making a bunch of cutting statements. What about you? Frustrated, I take it?

I've been trying to get certain men to send nudes for nudes. No one is taking me up on my offer! Ugh

What, have you just managed to light on the ones that are insecure about their appearance or something?

Lmao idek. Send me nudes?

Sorry, I have trouble even looking at myself in a mirror. Porn pics is out of the question. Besides, I fill neither of your criteria.

Can I send you my tasteful nude pics? I want a friendly unbiased opinion.

Of course.

Promise you won't jack off to them?

If that's actually what you prefer, then sure. The word is given.

Lmao. Dead.

I did a funny?

Nah. I'm hurt. Lmao

If you'd rather I tribute them, that's entirely feasible as well. Although likely not tonight. And, if I go through with this experiment, likely not for another couple days as well. If, on the other hand, I pass out, tomorrow is in the cards. I just doubt I could get it up at this point. Too tired.

@IvanKaramazov: I will send you the pics tomorrow morning.

Something to look forward to.

Now you're not getting them.

Okay.

@crunchycunt: 😂