Pun Contest anyone? Let's go

It's not as good as yours but I like this one also

I admired POTUS George Washington he never blamed anything on the prior administration. He was 1 of a kind.

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down a staircase?
A condescending con, descending.

Here ya go

This is very "Punny". The pic's are very cool too.

I work in a zoo. Things can get pretty wild.

Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley. One was a salted.

whut