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What were some of the weird things you thought as a kid?

When I was little I thought that streetlights were amber because they were filled with beer. Tell me yours.

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livesincar · 41-45, M

I thought there was a real sesame street and I got in trouble many times riding my bike further than I was allowed to find it. I was sure it was real and my parents were trying to hide it from me with bike riding rules so I wouldn't be happy and live there.

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livesincar · 41-45, M

I just wanted to eat cookies and live in a trash can. trash cookies are best
@Magnolia:

Magnolia · 31-35, F

I'll actually just take your word for it about the trash cookies 😂

PeterStar · 26-30, M

I am gonna sound silly for this but, wasnt there a real sesame street? Not with big bird of coarse, but lol wasn't there?

Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M

I thought that automobiles were an actual living creature. That people were just "riding" sort of like a horse.

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Magnolia · 31-35, F

@PeterStar: lol children come out with the weirdest things. I think a kid's imagination is pretty special though.

PeterStar · 26-30, M

Lol yea it's epic. I kinda wish the sky was being moved around by someone driving. It be very storybook like.

amethyst1 · 36-40, F

@Magnolia: What an imagination! (If true)

wonderland63893 · 26-30, F

That quicksand was going to be something youu encountered alot when youu went outside

Magnolia · 31-35, F

lol yes and 'stop drop and roll' would be needed more often

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Magnolia · 31-35, F

It's OK. Things get harder but a lot more rewarding when you're an adult.

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Magnolia · 31-35, F

Not yet honey.

IlovePeaches · 22-25, F

white cows give milk... brown cows give cocoa

Magnolia · 31-35, F

that's really sweet

PeterStar · 26-30, M

Me too lol and I wanted a Pink/redish cow. I wanted her to have hersheys strawberry syrup, so I could have more of the shake I loved.

TheStomachSadist · 26-30, M

Well, one was that I often fantasized about making grown women love me in a romantic way if only I could rescue them from some perilous situation/circumstance. The odd things were it started really young like before starting school and the fantasy only over involved women like my moms age. Sometimes teen girls. But mostly my moms friends, my teachers, and women I saw on tv. This went on until hitting puberty. Not sure how weird this is looking back now, but it stands out to me because it twisted and shifted and got mixed in with the natural sexual progression during puberty and became the makings of fetishes I have, I believe.

triangless · 26-30, F

When I was younger I asked my mom where I came from before I was born, she said paradise. For a long time I believed she meant disney land with that.

PeterStar · 26-30, M

One of my friends was called fhe ice cream truck lol
The whole class was weak when we talked about it.

SW-User

Life is all about playing games and that kids come from sky. lol

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SW-User

@Magnolia: same thing. lol

Magnolia · 31-35, F

@Vitality: imagine seeing that happen

SW-User

@Magnolia: lol. I mean, they were delivered from sky, at night by angels.

Salix75 · 46-50, F

that when a couple got married, the women just "became" pregnant... like when people aged and got grey hair, some women just grew babies

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I thought signs that said "To let" was toilet so I always wanted to pee in those houses

amethyst1 · 36-40, F

My dad said he used to think that too!

SandInMyShoes · 36-40, F

I thought people in the television could see me like I could see them.

Magnolia · 31-35, F

me too. I thought people in pictures could see me too

PeterStar · 26-30, M

That is a cool one. Those toddler shows do that lol like Dora the explorer, but I never cared for that much. I liked reg cartoons.

cheesyAF · 31-35, M

Independence Day is the day Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved us from aliens.

Magnolia · 31-35, F

amazing

FallenOptimist22 · M

i thought adults kissed and when their saliva is exchanged babies were born

SW-User

No way! That's what I wrote here 2 minutes ago!

Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M

Well they still are, they are just LED now... and the white ones are empty.

Zelllambert · 31-35, F

That my dad was Bruce Forsythe

Magnolia · 31-35, F

amazing

LaLumieri · 51-55, F

I thought santa delivered the mail

SW-User

When a man and a woman kissed and the woman swallows the mixed up saliva, it stays in her tummy and comes out as a baby nine months later.
This is what I thought till I was 11 or 12.

Magnolia · 31-35, F

It seems a few people thought that one! I thought sex was when a man would lay his penis in between the labia like a hotdog in a bun 😂

SW-User

@Magnolia: Oh my gosh! That's crazy!!!!🤣

JimboUk · 31-35, M

That life was easy

SW-User

I looked at the concrete rough roofs and imagined faces emerging out of it. It was creepy as hell, but in a way it helped my creativity to paint.

Magnolia · 31-35, F

That's an interesting one!

SW-User

Childhood was lonely without parents so no one guided . Just grew up with my onw perceptions and saw reality pretty quick. Worked out well though @Magnolia:

SW-User

we are all humans, it was so shocking to realize that I was a dumb little fuck to believe that

PeterStar · 26-30, M

Right lol
Now I have the question all over again. XD

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Salix75 · 46-50, F

and why, if it's called a hammer, doesn't it "ham"? a toaster toasts, a dryer dries, but a hammer doesn't ham 🤔

PeterStar · 26-30, M

Right lol
Now I have the question all over again. XD @Salix75:

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