You somehow acquire the Midas touch and go on a spree of turning everything into gold

In your careless glee, you accidentally touch your arm. What happens next?

SteelHands · 61-69, M

Doesn't matter if your arm touches your hand or your hand touches your arm touching self has no effect on human tissue. You always preknow when you touch your own self with your hands. I think it must be something to do with the braying.

ExploringThoughts · 36-40, M

Oh that would be the best scenario to just not have it work on you lol

MikefromEP · 56-60, M

Reminds me of the skittles advertisement where the guy touches everything

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MikefromEP · 56-60, M

Do you recognize the female in the advertisement

ExploringThoughts · 36-40, M

@MikefromEP: Oh I have nooooo clue, is she famous or anything?

MikefromEP · 56-60, M

@ExploringThoughts: Flo.. from the Progressive Insurance ads.

DarlingSelah ·

I guess I'll be a gold motherfucker.

ExploringThoughts · 36-40, M

Well at least you'll go well with your golden mansion at least lol

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

Wear a glove

ExploringThoughts · 36-40, M

Smartest plan ever lol

SW-User

:? strong pimp hand

bijouxbroussard · F

The same thing that happened when King Midas hugged his daughter. Gold statue !

MikefromEP · 56-60, M

I would go insane in that moment :(

ExploringThoughts · 36-40, M

Well at least you end up as a golden work of art, right? lol Just leave a note saying you want to be put in a gallery.

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