Have you accidentally stolen something?

One time I was in Walmart and looking at clothes and waiting for my daughter to get out of the dressing room and when she did I said "come on let's go over to another department" so we were on the other side of the store and my daughter looked down in the basket and said "Oh you got me paints!" really happy and I looked down and saw that I took another customer's cart with about a dozen things in it....So I told my daughter "If you take this cart back to the dressing room area and go get my cart with my stuff in it, I'll buy you paints." She did and I was happy, because there were a lot of large women with mullets in the store that day and I was afraid I'd get my butt beat.

Oh, yes. Maybe about ten thousand pens. I'm the reason banks started attaching their pens to the desks with chains.

12:34 pm

yes.

and the dealership actually wanted me to drive it back.

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How tf do you steal a pet??😒

I brought a handful of pens back to work, but it looks like someone else stole em again.

It's not stealing if you don't know

a bag of rock salt from, the lady scanned it, but the price didn't register. and i didn't let her know of the mistake

I was drunk trying on sunglasses once and accidently wore the new pair out the store

How do you accidentally steal jewelry or wallets or pets?

Yeah to this day I "accidentally" steal pens. I'n famous for it.

idk I thought stealing required intent

takes your french fry,,who me? never lol

All of the above

No. Just deliberately.

Pens

No. Although I've always assumed that when you're given access to someone's bathroom, use of toilet paper is understood to be part of that privilege. I've never just walked out with a roll. 😅