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Stuck in a window

Have you ever been stuck in one?

Years ago, when I was 42, I was dating a woman a couple of year older than me.

I was looking after her house when she was away a holiday with some friends, just checking in, turning the lights on and off...drawing the curtains, to make sure no one broke in etc.
The day she was coming home I wanted to make it special for her and aired the home by opening a few windows, I went out to cut the back lawn and realized I'd locked myself out! I had to climb in through the kitchen window, but it was such a tight squeeze I got trapped, half in and half out, my legs dangling and the rest of ready to fall into the kitchen sink! Thankfully I wasn't like that for long before her and two of her friends came back.
The whole three of them found me like that and just collapsed laughing at the site of me struggling to get back into her home.
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Nightwings · 31-35, F Best Comment
Lmao that is too funny! 😹
Wol62 · 51-55, M
@Nightwings Yeah, they were floored I got "I can't breathe"
Are you a burglar? At first, they asked me that as they could not see who it was.
I was worried the guy who drove the three of them in the taxi was going to go in there and give me a black eye as by the time they got back it was dark!

exexec · 70-79, C
That is funny! My wife almost got stuck. My boss was visiting us, and when we got home from dinner, we discovered the house was locked. The only open window was a small bathroom window, and Lynn was the only one who could fit. I opened the window and lifted her up. She crawled through, which gave my boss and me a great view up her skirt. Fortunately, she was wearing panties and a garter belt with stockings. She struggled, but made it through and let us in. I didn't tell her until later how much we saw.
WandererTony · 56-60, M
Must have been a very funny sight, LOL.
You are lucky you did not choose the previous day to do the extra cleaning and antics 😀

 
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