Lasting impression joke:A teenage couple were heading home past the graveyard,
when, overcome with lust, they snuck in, and got down to it on a convenient gravestone.
The girl then hurried home, and when she got in, she complained of having a sore back to her mother. Her mum asked to look at her back, and then tutted.
"What is it? " Asked the girl. "Can you see anything?"
"I can't see anything wrong with your back", replied her mother, "but your bum died in 1982"🪦