Concentrate,man joke::: A man texts his wife: "I got hit by a car. Paula took me to the hospital.

I have a collapsed lung, lost 4 teeth, both arms are broken and the doctor thinks I'll probably lose my left leg."

The wife replies: "Who the hell is Paula?"

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exexec · 70-79, C

Did I say "Paula"? I meant "Paul". You know Paul, that guy you probably haven't met. The one with the car. The masculine guy.

bookerdana · M

@exexec Nah,it was the EMT in the ambulance..keep it simple