So this woman was reading about how bathing in milk helps the skin........

So this woman was reading about how bathing in milk helps the skin. So, the next time she got milk, she placed an order for 25 gallons. The guy taking her order felt like this was a typo. “Excuse me miss, did you happen to mean 2.5 gallons?” She replies, “That is the correct amount. I want to bathe in the milk to help my skin” The milkman asks, “Oh ok. Would you like it pasteurized?”

“No, just up to my tits”