Bar Joke:::long:::Guy comes home drunk from a bar one night.
His wife angrily questions him, “Where the hell have you been? Do you see what time it is?!”
The guy says, “I was at this bar called the Golden Saloon. Everything there is made of gold. They have a big gold sign. The doors are gold. They have a gold floor. Even the urinals are gold!”
Wife isn’t entirely buying it. The next morning she gets online to look up “The Golden Saloon” to check her husband’s story. Sure enough, a Google search brings up a place called The Golden Saloon just across town.
She calls the place up and the bartender answers the phone.
She asks, “Is this the Golden Saloon.” Bartender replies, “Sure is ma’am.”
She goes, “Do you have gold doors?” Bartender says, “We sure do.”
She then asks, “Do you have a gold floor?” Bartender responds, “You bet!”
Finally, she asks, “Now tell me, do you have gold urinals?” There’s a pause. After a few seconds, she hears the bartender yelling across the room, “Hey Duke! I think we got a lead on the guy who p**d in your saxophone!”
The guy says, “I was at this bar called the Golden Saloon. Everything there is made of gold. They have a big gold sign. The doors are gold. They have a gold floor. Even the urinals are gold!”
Wife isn’t entirely buying it. The next morning she gets online to look up “The Golden Saloon” to check her husband’s story. Sure enough, a Google search brings up a place called The Golden Saloon just across town.
She calls the place up and the bartender answers the phone.
She asks, “Is this the Golden Saloon.” Bartender replies, “Sure is ma’am.”
She goes, “Do you have gold doors?” Bartender says, “We sure do.”
She then asks, “Do you have a gold floor?” Bartender responds, “You bet!”
Finally, she asks, “Now tell me, do you have gold urinals?” There’s a pause. After a few seconds, she hears the bartender yelling across the room, “Hey Duke! I think we got a lead on the guy who p**d in your saxophone!”
