joke:::: A man found a lamp on the beach, rubbed it and out popped a genie!

As you might expect, the genie said, "Thank you for releasing me -- I grant you three wishes!"

Without hesitation the man said, "For my first wish, I want you to get a hearing aid." The genie was perplexed and said, "That's an odd wish. May I ask why that?"

"Well, I've heard horror stories about wishes before and I really don't need a million ducks or a 12 inch pianist.💀