I ain’t gonna lie, I don’t feel bad about what I did…
Aye, you may not believe me but I was awarded employee of the month within my first 2 weeks at a Walmart once.
But get this….
That same day when they took my picture and shook my hand, I grabbed my paycheck and walked out the store and never returned. This happened within 1 hour into my 6 hour shift that day. I didn’t even participate in their silly clapping ritual before they announced that I was employee of the month, which made it even more absurd. I thought the whole ritual was corny. But I guess some employees were more cheerful because they weren’t stuck working at the front end like some of us.
Could you imagine what everyone was thinking when i disappeared? 😂
I had to leave that place man! I had to deal with some fat lazy supervisor who hated me.
95% of the people at the front-end had a stick up their ass. Hated on me just cuz I wasn’t a Squidward like them. I guess that’s why it was easy to get employee of the month.
But yeah, I acted like I was gonna return to my check stand but I just left through the entrance and threw my vest in the trash can.
But get this….
That same day when they took my picture and shook my hand, I grabbed my paycheck and walked out the store and never returned. This happened within 1 hour into my 6 hour shift that day. I didn’t even participate in their silly clapping ritual before they announced that I was employee of the month, which made it even more absurd. I thought the whole ritual was corny. But I guess some employees were more cheerful because they weren’t stuck working at the front end like some of us.
Could you imagine what everyone was thinking when i disappeared? 😂
I had to leave that place man! I had to deal with some fat lazy supervisor who hated me.
95% of the people at the front-end had a stick up their ass. Hated on me just cuz I wasn’t a Squidward like them. I guess that’s why it was easy to get employee of the month.
But yeah, I acted like I was gonna return to my check stand but I just left through the entrance and threw my vest in the trash can.
