Not Losing His Hearing

I feel soooooo embarrassed! I was on a date the other night and the guy was massaging me all over because my muscles were so sore and tense from my workouts. Then he massaged my lower abs pretty hard and as he pressed down, two tiny *pop* farts came out of my butt!! I started giggling and turning red and he laughed too for a few minutes with me and said the pressure from massaging that area can cause that.

I tried to regain my composure after that and be ladylike again. But then a while later we were eating at his kitchen table and well...I guess he left my body very relaxed because...and the timing of this is funny because he was telling me he thinks he might be losing some of his hearing...I was leaning forward to take a sip of iced tea and I suddenly blew a BIIIIIIIIIIG fart that vibrated soooooooooo loudly off of the hard chair, like "BRRRR-AAAAA-AAAAAA-AAPPPPP!!!" and he grinned from ear to ear and his whole body shook with hard laughter for several minutes. I said his massage must have left me very relaxed and that I never do that around anyone! I also said i didn't think he was losing his hearing and we both laughed for a few minutes...

But now thinking about it, i feel sooooooo red-faced and mortified! I can't believe I farted twice on a date!