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What's a one liner that you've been dying for the right opportunity to use?

I want someone to say to me:

"I could tell you you, but then I'd have to kill you. .."

To which I'd respond: "well, okay, but it'd better be worth it ..."
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NorthernRoses · 22-25, F
"I see you've been getting fatter lately"
In which I'd respond "yeah, it's a shame I can never say the same about your dick."

Been having this comeback in my mind since I was like, 16 years old.
WoodyAq · M
Ouch! 😂