If you didn't get the 'joke' don't read any further.
Over the years I must have owned & rebuilt near a dozen of those. The first - 1962 - was the only one I could afford to buy new. Loved & sometimes hated them. I never met the kerosene heater but I well remember both the useless exhaust one and the gasoline one that would occasionally explode without bursting, but with a mighty bang. This was a go-anywhere car; amazing for 2 wheel drive. It was fun to leave other makes stuck in the snow & mud. On ice I learned that you could ease the handbrake on, partly transferring drive from the wheel that was spinning, and crawl very slowly away.
