What the Hell?!!!

I'm sitting on the Shitter at Walmart, excuse me, the crapier! Anyway of course out if the three stalls open the next guy that comes in takes the stall next to me, ASSHOLE! Any way this guy is talking in his cell phone and some of his words are a combination if speaking and a grunt because he's pushing a bowling ball out of his Ass! If you can't talk abd Shit at the same time wait until you're done!