How dangerous could stamp collecting really be?

You could die from boredom

Catching Covid off of stamps that people licked with their diseased tongues...could be deadly. 😵

Last time I collected stamps was almost 40 yrs ago.
Is there are post stamps available for sale now?

People become aware of your mental illness?

Your collection could become unhinged 😂

Oh, the list of dangers is endless, since who knows who or what went into contact with the stamps, or one could breathe a stamp and choke to death, or how one could go flying and lead to one's own demise by a random accident...and that is not taking into account the supernatural dangers that could be attached to a stamp....

Glue poisoning

You'll get bored to death!

Paper cuts from handling them, and eyestrain from reading all the fine print.

This is not a hobby for the faint of heart!

Maybe you could cut yourself with scissors or razor blade. Or burn yourself with steam.

You can get a paper cut from the album...I know!

ever had a papercut on your tongue???

Setting fire 🔥with your magnifying glass 🔍🔎 🔥😳

Cutting your finger.

getting your tounge stuck to the stamp.

Dangerous cuts from sharp stamp edges.

You could be kidnapped or murdered by other collectors who want your rare and valuable stamps.

It isn't safe really. Take up mountaineering or heroin instead.