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BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
Someone once asked me how to spell ADHD.
summersong · F
If Israel was in Asia 🤦♀️
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
Someone asked me where I was while talking to me on my land-line.
Obviously, I was home.
Obviously, I was home.
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@DragonFruit Oh I had one like that. We were at the mall and looking at the map and it had the big red "you are here" dot and my friend asked how the mall map always knows where you are 😂😂 I'll give her a break though cos she was high on drugs.
Viper · M
Oh, here is another stupid one, the person question was:
Why do they keep calling Obama the first black President, when he's not even black?
(Long story short, the person swears by an article they read as 100% factual, claiming Obama dna is 50% white, 44% middle eastern and 6% black, so as only a 6%, he's not black according to the person)
Why do they keep calling Obama the first black President, when he's not even black?
(Long story short, the person swears by an article they read as 100% factual, claiming Obama dna is 50% white, 44% middle eastern and 6% black, so as only a 6%, he's not black according to the person)
Viper · M
@RedFlower My highschool friend ALWAYS went by his last name, but also had younger siblings that also went by their last name, and one day I called his house and asked if "last name" was there lol
His mother realize it was a friend and responsed, "yes, but which one?" 🤣
Took me a second to both realize what she was asking (almost none of the guys ever used his first name), then another split second to remember his first name lol
Only time I've needed it lol
His mother realize it was a friend and responsed, "yes, but which one?" 🤣
Took me a second to both realize what she was asking (almost none of the guys ever used his first name), then another split second to remember his first name lol
Only time I've needed it lol
Elena05 · F
How big is your vagina ?
i mean how would you even measure that
i mean how would you even measure that
Immenselydist · 31-35, M
@Elena05 you didn't ask that person the same question how to measure it lol
NickiHijab · F
If there were any black people in France.
I'm neither black or French but I was the only minority in the class so I guess they thought I had some kind of secret membership with black people in France.
I'm neither black or French but I was the only minority in the class so I guess they thought I had some kind of secret membership with black people in France.
LadyJ · F
THEM...Where did you get those from?
ME...The 1pound shop
THEM..Aww cool how much did you pay for them?
ME..🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
ME...The 1pound shop
THEM..Aww cool how much did you pay for them?
ME..🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Frank52 · 70-79, M
I was in full flow, giving a presentation.
Voice from the group: May I interrupt you?
Me: You just did.
Voice from the group: May I interrupt you?
Me: You just did.
Why don't you deny the fact that you fall/collapse to employers in order to get a job??? 🤦♀️
KingBlue · M
Is that a banana in your pocket?
The answer obviously was yes.
The answer obviously was yes.
CompTrain82 · 41-45, M
Do you have measles? Kid was talking about my freckles (I was 12). Yea, like measles are light brown and I’m walking around healthy despite having a bad case of them. You sure you want to be walking up to me?
@CompTrain82 Hehehe, that could be a fun way to lose the children that you didn't want to hang out with.
Majorsite · 61-69, M
A girl doing Our menu board at the restaurant, Asked Me if this was a 6 or a 9 !
GunFinger · F
What's the spelling of kitty?
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Immenselydist · 31-35, M
@GunFinger less I guess
And that rhymes too 😂😂
And that rhymes too 😂😂
@GunFinger That's easy - everyone knows that it's "Kytti"!!! 🤣
GunFinger · F
@HootyTheNightOwl yass hahahaha
MrsKatherineArch · 41-45, F
“Do you have a P***y”.
RedFlower · F
@MrsKatherineArch party ?
MrsKatherineArch · 41-45, F
Sure @RedFlower, we’ll go with that.
Montanaman · M
"Kelly... r u a girl?"
🤷♀️
🤷♀️
Butterflykisses24 · 51-55, F
@Montanaman 😳
Montanaman · M
@Butterflykisses24 lolz 😆🤣🤷♀️
KuroNeko · 41-45, F
Why cant we be together?
Immenselydist · 31-35, M
@KuroNeko cause I have no hard feeling for you😂😂
SW-User
Do I need a stamp to send this email?
Rambler · M
“Can I interrupt you?”
CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M
I don't know what your problem is?
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