No I’m not going mad

🤪 I’ve been cooped up at home now for two weeks now. My partner came home and told me in no uncertain tears I was no longer allowed to talk to the furniture annnnnnd I’m not to abuse the Asian guy casting the fishing net in the picture on our lounge room wall, a little harsh don’t you think!!!!!! 🙁

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dondon · M

How dare she!

VodkaBec · 31-35, F

@dondon Precisely, if it isn’t bad enough not getting along with the other inhabitants of the apartment, she comes home a behaves as bad as the rest of them. 😒

dondon · M

@VodkaBec Have you complained to the toaster about this?

VodkaBec · 31-35, F

@dondon Nup, the last time I did something for the toaster I got burned, never again.

dondon · M

@VodkaBec That's only if you've been touching yourself, otherwise you are safe.

VodkaBec · 31-35, F

@dondon I don’t think I’m safe anywhere in my apartment anymore, their plotting something, I can feel it.

dondon · M

@VodkaBec She is on to us, zeta protocol now go go go.

VodkaBec · 31-35, F

@dondon👀🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️👀